Me: *Dresses up in sexy outfit, lays out rose petals as a surprise for my girlfriend*

Me: *Has a sex playlist playing as I wait for her to finish her shift at the hospital*

Me:*notices that she’s a bit late, thinks it must have been a hard shift but that’s okay because she has five days off. All the sex will be had.*

Her: Finally comes home sees rose petals and almost sobs. “I hate my life right now baby, I HAVE to take a shower. I had a patient throw up on me and another who cried all over me”

Her: *runs to shower*

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

Why am I working out at 1:30 in the morning when I could just as easily, and definitely more comfortably, be in my bed watching Doctor Who? All of this waiting and ‘free time’ has me losing my mind.

we-are-shawarma:

secretsofaginger:

Actual Disney Princess: Lupita Nyong’o

STOP BEING SO PRETTY I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

unparalleledart:

The moon.

unparalleledart:

The moon.

theladyintweed:

4,000 Houses for 4,000 Followers: No 18:

Chateau de Fontainebleu, Paris, France. 

Built from the early 16th century to the 19th century. 

foodffs:

bbq chicken french breads.

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

red-lipstick:

Philippe Druillet (b. 1944, Toulouse, Haute-Garonne, France) - Urm Le Fou     Drawings

red-lipstick:

Philippe Druillet (b. 1944, Toulouse, Haute-Garonne, France) - Urm Le Fou     Drawings

blue-blurry-dream:

Happy unter We Heart It.

blue-blurry-dream:

Happy unter We Heart It.

theghostoflove
CREDIT